Tuesday, November 30, 2010

4 Symptoms that your guy in not happy with you.


Im not happy anymore.

4 Symptoms that your guy in not happy with you.
(Taglish Edition)


1. Always asking if where are you, not because he is missing you and want to see you.
He is just afraid that you might caught him dating with others.
 

2. If he tell you that he is going with his friend,
He always says that he can’t contact you because of out of coverage are no signal?
Don’t have load, low battery, etc. kulang nalang sabihin nyang na snatch cp nya.
 

3. Maagang natutulog 8:00pm tulog na, mag tetext lang ng “Gud nyt, mwah. Lav u”
Papunta pala yun sa mga barkada.
 

4. Laging nagkakasakit, at hindi makakapunta sa date nyo kasi may head-ache, tooth-ache, stomach-ache, back-ache, kulang nalang sabihin nyang ooperahan sya.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Hot Sister-In-Law

Hot Sister-In-Law

"True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family. "

"The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car."


What a nice joke! I think this is a true story and maybe the man
 in the story is very lucky. 
i love the moral of the story it is very useful thanks! 
This is hilarious i mean very funny wow thumbs up to the author of this joke 

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

BC Blogger Links

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My Few Simple Thoughts
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Sweet and Spicy
In His Steps
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Blowing Peach Kisses
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Irritating 235 Smart Features




Smart Communication, Inc.
Irritating 235 Smart Features

Quote:
“You’ve got MMS. We cannot deliver it at the moment. You may view it at http://www.smart.com.ph/MMS”
This is a sample of a text from 235 they would say that you have received freebies etc.

And you will fell so frustrating because you were in the middle of a phone conversation or exchanging text message to a special person and this 235 will just get rid all of your load and now cannot send message or make a call. I’ve experience this so many times and i almost throw my cell phone because this very annoying 235 is stealing my load.

Now I finally got the solution for this irritating problem. Just follow my instruction

type CHECK send it to 235 Now they will reply the following message.


Quote:
“(1/2) You are currently subscribed to the following services: ASTIGAME to unsubscribe,
Reply OFF”
Quote:
“(2/2) To opt out from all subscriptions, text STOP ALL. Need help? Call 028929292 Mon-Fri 9am-5pm this text is a FREE”
To Do this Just type the service which you have subscribed followed by OFF
Ex: ASTIGGAME OFF and send it to 235.
to end all this I would prefer you to use the “STOP ALL”
Ex: STOP ALL and send it to 235

So you are now free from this services which is not useful and a waste of load.

After sending the STOP ALL to 235 they will reply the following:

Quote:
“08Sep 0100: Your deactivation request is currently being processed. This message is free of charge. Ref: 11069*******.”
Quote:
"You have unsubscribed from your 235 subscriptions: ASTIGGAME
We appreciate your feedback, txt FEEDBACK to 235. This message is free.”

  After receiving you are now free of charge and free from those services which is a waste of load. if you find it hard to understand just leave a comment and if you find it useful just leave comment. sorry for my english im not good in english. hoping for your kind and consideration.

Have a great day!

Dangem



Have you encounter the same problem too? Could you share some tips on how to avoid it?


Monday, September 6, 2010

Moment of Truth


Today is a very busy day because I  have to finish my practice set in accounting. Then i have to fix my Bed room because by tomorrow my uncle will come and sleep in my room. Next is I have to study 2-3 chapters in my Law subject. Wow it really makes me feel stress.
But what makes my day perfect is my gf. I decided to go in my gf house and eat dinner there. Her sister is there and I feel she likes me for her sister. after eating I helped my gf in washing dishes, and we are so fun while washing because my gf is very thoughtful and joker she always make me laugh.
She always make me feel alive I really want her to know that she is special in my heart and in my soul, rather i really needed too. I know as long as I have her in my life I don’t need to ask anything to God. Loving my gf  is the second best thing in the world and finding her is the first. That’s why I don’t have to ask God anything. 



Tuesday, August 31, 2010

First Day of Our Intramurals

i love watching parade but i hate it when im the one who is marching.
today is a very very hot day after marching in the parade I got sun burned.
hehe ayun na nga nahihiya na ako mag lakad lakad kasi sunog na face ko.
Iwan ko ba kung bakit napaka sensitive ng mukha ko.. GrRrR!!!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Spongecola Rocks! @ RMMC Golden Anniversary.


 Wow! I really enjoy the show hanggang ngayun nabibingi parin ako :ashamed:.. 

Spongecola Rocks!!! :rock: ang tindi nun Grabe! 

Ang dami pang magagandang Chicks!:whisper:

Nag enjoy talaga ako lalo na dun sa mga nag intermission na mga Chicks! :evillol: Seksi!

Kahit na wala na akong boses kaka sigaw :more: okay lang Sulit Naman!!!

Ang mga sigawan parang naririnig ko pa hahaha. sariwa pa sa tinga ko.

 The Best talaga ang Spongecola! the Best sa Lahat! ay siguro dahil first time ko maka kita ng banda

  sa malapitan. Pero as in Nag Enjoy ako lalo na sa linyang ito ng kanta nila! 

"Nakatanim pa sa'king ala-ala
Pangako mong mananatili ka
Kaya't paglisan mo'y naiwan ang pusong ito
Na ngayo'y bitin na bitin"

:weep:ah Basta nag Enjoy talaga ako. Thank You RMMC for making this happen.

Happy 50 Years RMMC
Happy Golden Anniversary!!
Im proud to be RMMCianz 
"Home of the Best"

Ramon Magsaysay Memorial Colleges




Dangem: Home Work

Home Work
 
 
        

             acknowledgment:  I post this Here in my Featured Content because the two person in this story is

best friend of mine. If your reading Junel and Vani I hope you appreciate it because I made this short story

just for you two. XD Please Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvUfRHo_jBc
 
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